Chords:
{t:Carrot Juice Is Murder}
{artist:Arrogant Worms}
{key:G}
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0bZl4ILM&t=50 A so capo 2
{c: Thanks to Stephen Beeston}
[G] Listen up [D] brothers and [Em] sisters, [C] come hear my [D] desperate [G] tale
I [G] speak of our [D] friends of [Em] nature, [C] trapped in the [D] dirt like a [G] jail
[G] Vegetables [D] live in [Em] oppression, [C] served on our [D] tables each [G] night
This [G] killing of [D] veggies is [Em] madness, [C] I say we [D] take up the [G] fight
[D] Salads are only for [G] murderers, [D] cole slaw's a fascist [G] regime
[D] Don't think that they don't have [G] feelings, [C] just 'cause a radish can't [D] scream
{soc}
[G] I've heard the [D] screams of the [Em] vegetables, (scream, scream, [C] scream)
[C] watching their skins being [D] peeled (having their insides re-[G]vealed)
[G] Grated and [D] steamed with no [Em] mercy, (burning up calories)
[C] how do you [D] think that [G] feels? (bet it hurts real bad)
[G] Carrot juice [D] constitutes [Em] murder, (and that's a real [C] crime)
[C] greenhouses prisons for [D] slaves (let my vegetables [G] go)
It's [G] time to stop [D] all this [Em] gardening, (It's dirty as [C] hell)
[C] let's call a [D] spade a [G] spade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a...)
{eoc}
[G] I saw a [D] man eating [Em] celery, [C] so I beat [D] him black and [G] blue
If [G] he ever [D] touches a [Em] sprout again, I'll [C] bite him [D] clean in [G] two
[G] I'm a po-[D]litical [Em] prisoner, [C] trapped in a [D] windowless [G] cage
[G] cause I stopped the [D] slaughter of [Em] turnips, by [C] killing five [D] men in a [G] rage
[D] I told the judge when he [G] sentenced me, [D] this is my finest [G] hour
[D] I'd kill those farmers a-[G]gain, [C] just to save one more cauli-[D]flower
{soc}
[G] I've heard the [D] screams of the [Em] vegetables, (scream, scream, [C] scream)
[C] watching their skins being [D] peeled (having their insides re-[G]vealed)
[G] Grated and [D] steamed with no [Em] mercy, (burning up calories)
[C] how do you [D] think that [G] feels? (bet it hurts real bad)
[G] Carrot juice [D] constitutes [Em] murder, (and that's a real [C] crime)
[C] greenhouses prisons for [D] slaves (let my vegetables [G] go)
It's [G] time to stop [D] all this [Em] gardening, (It's dirty as [C] hell)
[C] let's call a [D] spade a [G] spade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a...)
{eoc}
{np}
[Am] How low as people do [Em] we dare to stoop
[C] Making young broccolis [G] bleed in the soup
[Am] Untie your beans, un-[Em]cage your tomatoes
Let [C] potted plants free, don't [D] mash that potato!
Whoow, Whoow, Whoow
[G] I've heard the [D] screams of the [Em] vegetables, (scream, scream, [C]scream)
[C] watching their skins being [D] peeled (fates in the stir fry are [G] sealed)
[G] Grated and [D] steamed with no [Em] mercy, (you fat gourmet [C] slob)
[C] how do you [D] think that [G] feels? (leave them out in the fields)
[G] Carrot juice [D] constitutes [Em]) murder, (V8's geno-[C]cide)
[C] greenhouses prisons for [D] slaves (yes your compost's a [G] grave}
[G] It's time to stop all this [Em] gardening (take up macra-[D]me)
[C] Let's call a [D] spade a [G] spade
{c:fade to end}
(is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a spade. . . .)
