Chords:
{t:Still Gonna Die}
{artist:Old Dogs, Shel Silverstein}
{key: G}
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdEoputkE98 But in E
{c: Thanks to Adam Kendrick}
{c: Spoken}
So you're takin' better care of your body
Becoming more aware of your body.
Responding to your body's needs.
Everything you hear and read about diets,
Nutrition and sleeping position and detoxifying your system,
And buying machines that they advertise to help you exercise.
Herbs to revitalize you if you're traumatized.
Soaps that will sanitize.
Sprays to deordorize.
Liquid to neutralize acids and pesticides.
Free weights to maximize your strength and muscle size.
Shots that will immunize.
Pills to re-energize you.
But remember that for all your pain and gain
Eventually the story ends the same...
[G] You can quit smokin but your [D] still gonna die
Cut out cokin but your [G] still gonna die
Eliminate everything [C] fatty and fried and
and you'll [D] get real healthy but your still gonna [G] die
Stop drinkin booze your [D] still gonna die
Stay away from cooze, son, you're [G] still gonna die
You can cut out coffee and [C] never get high
but your [D] still gonna, still gonna, still gonna [G] die
{soc}
[G] Your still gonna, still gonna, [D] still gonna die
Your still gonna, still gonna, [G] still gonna die
You can even give aerobics [C] one more try,
But when the [D] music stops playin', you're still gonna [G] die.
{eoc}
Put seatbelts in your car your [D] still gonna die
Cut nicotine and tar your [G] still gonna die
You can exercise that celulite right [C] off of your thigh,
get [D] slimmer and trimmer but your [G] still gonna die
Stop gettin a tan your [D] still gonna die
Eat a lot of oat bran your [G] still gonna die
You can search for UFOs [C] up in the sky,
might [D] fly you to Mars where your still gonna [G] die
{soc}
[G] Your still gonna, still gonna, [D] still gonna die
Your still gonna, still gonna, [G] still gonna die
With all the REBOK and NIKEs [C] passin' you by,
you can [D] jog on up to Heaven but your [G] still gonna die
{eoc}
Drink Jensing tonics, your [D] still gonna die
Try high colonics, your [G] still gonna die
You can have yourself frozen, [C] suspended in time
but when they [D] thaw you out, huh, your [G] still gonna die
You can have safe sex, your [D] still gonna die
You can switch to Crest but your [G] still gonna die
You can get rid of [C] stress, get alot of rest,
get an AIDS [D] test, enroll in EST, move out west
where its sunny and dry and live to be a hundred
but your [D] still gonna [G] die
{soc}
[G] Your still gonna, still gonna, [D] still gonna die
Your still gonna, still gonna, [G] still gonna die
So you better have some fun before you [C] say BYE BYE
Cause your [D] still gonna, still gonna,
still gonna, still gonna, still gonna,
still gonna, [D] still gonna [G] die
{eoc}
