Chords:
{t:Jilted John }
{key: G}
{artist: Graham Fellows (John Shuttleworth}
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKEcjXAqnYA but in C
{c: Thanks to Chris Turner }
{c: Outside Ozbcoz normal songs}
[G] [C] [C] [G] [C] [C] [G] [C] [C] [G] [C] [C] ......
[F] I've been going [C] out with a girl
[F] Her name is [C] Julie
[F] But last night [C] she said to me
[F] When we were watching [C] telly
[G] [C] [C] ......(repeat.over line below)..............
(This is what she said. She said)
[F] "Listen John, I [C] love you
[F] But there's this bloke, I [C] fancy
[F] I don't want to [C] two-time you
[F] So it's the end for [C] you and me"
[G] [C] [C] [G] [C] [C] [G] [C] [C]
[F] "Who's this bloke?" I [C] asked her
[F] "Goooooordon", [C] she replied
[F] "Not that puff", I [C] said dismayed
[F] "Yes, but he's no [C] puff" she cried
[G] [C] [C] ......(repeat over line below)..............
"He's more of a man than you'll ever be"
[A] / /// [D] / /// [A] Here we go, [D] two three four
[C] [C] [G] [C] [C] x2
[F] I was so upset that [C] I cried
[F] All the way to the [C] chip shop
[F] When I came out [C] there was Gordon
[F] Standing at the [C] bus stop
[G] [C] [C] ......(repeat.over spoken lines below)..........
And guess who was with him?
Yeah, Julie
And they were both laughing at me
[F] Oh, she is cruel and [C] heartless
[F] To pack me for [C] Gordon
[F] Just cos he's better [C] looking than me
[F] Just cos he's [C] cool and trendy
[G] [C] [C]
{np}
[F] But I know he's a [C] moron
[F] Gordon is a [C] mo-or-ron
[F] Gordon is a [C] moron
[F] Gordon is a [C] mo-or-ron
[G] [C] [C] [G] [C] [C] x2
[A] /// [D] /// [A] Here we go, [D] two three four
[C] [C] [G] [C] [C] x2
[A] /// [D] /// [A] Here we go, [D] two three four
[C] [C] [G] [C] [C] x2
[G] Oh she's a [C] slag[C] and [G] he's a [C] creep[C]
[G] She's a [C] tart[C] , [G] he's very [C] cheap [C]
[G] She is a [C] slut[C] , [G] he thinks he's [C] tough[C]
[G] She is a [C] bitch[C] , [G] he is a [C] puff[C]
[G] Yeah [C] yeah[C] [G] it's not [C] fair[C]
[G] Yeah [C] yeah[C] , [G] it's not [C] fair [C]
[G] [C] [C] [G] [C] [C] ...(repeat over).........
I'm sooooooo upset.......
I'm so upset, I'm so upset
Yeah yeah
(Spoken) I ought to smash his face in.
Yeah, but he's bigger than me, in'e?
I know, I'll get my mate Barry to hit him,
he'd flatten him
Yeah but Barry's a mate of Gordon's in'e?
Oh well, I don't care
(Sing)
I don't care
I don't care
Cause she's a slag and he is a creep
She's a tart, he's very cheap
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough......
[G] [C] [C] [G] [C] [C] x 2 [G]
